I HEREBY OFFER MY FIRST BORN TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
this solves like 80% of my problems actually, and by problems i mean how to have a kid without needing to deal with childbirth, which i have decided is barbaric b/c really we have put men on the moon and we still haven’t figured out how to teleport babies out of our uteri WHERE ARE OUR PRIORITIES…
TL;DR YES GOOD I APPROVE OF THIS GIFT
NUH UH NOT YET NOT OVER HERE IT ISN’T BUT YES HAPPY FUTURE BIRTHDAY I’LL BE BACK FOR YOU IN TWO HOURS
OR FALLS ASLEEP, IDK
HELLO ALISON I LOVE YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FABULOUS PERSON YOU! :D
AWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE THE WORLD IS READY TO LOVE YOU TODAY BECAUSE IT BETTER DO IT WELL!!
THE WORLD BETTER BE READY